25 Things You Probably Don’t Know About Me (and probably don’t want to!)
Want to know more about me? Well, it’s your lucky day!
My fellow AJ Coaching 2.0 student, Sean Beardmore – has recently listed his 25 things and has tagged me to do the same, so blame Sean if I bore you rigid! (Just kidding Sean
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1. I’ve had many nicknames amongst friends over the years, including, Stevo, Wakey, Ste (it’s a scouse thing!), Wakesnake (don’t ask), Wako, Snuffalupagous/Snuffy – (in light of my incredibly hairy back), The Hair (I had long hair in my youth), Phil Mitchel (I’m now bald and look like an East End hardman)
2. I’m into music big time with my favourites being Rock and Heavy Metal, however I’m not adverse to a bit of Beethoven and Bach as well.
3. While sitting opposite a frail old man on a train a few years ago, he inadvertently snotted on my leg without noticing. I didn’t have the heart to say anything to him or wipe it off for fear of embarrassing him, so I sat through the half hour journey with the warm slime slowly soaking into my jeans until it had dried to a crisp, silver snail trail.
4. I play guitar and used to write my own songs – my dream was to be a rock star, but life and paying the bills got in the way… hopefully there’s still plenty of time to take this up at some point!
5. I am a black belt in Jui Jitsu but am somewhat rusty as I haven’t trained for the last 14 years!
6. I sometimes drink too much and turn into a dancing fool (check out the Frank Zappa song, “Dancin Fool… it’s like he’s describing me!)
7. I try to balance out my partying lifestyle with healthy eating, exercise and sport including Weightlifting, Walking, Cycling, Squash and Snooker (Snooker can be very energetic and sporting I’ll have you know… what with lifting all them pints of beer between games!)
8. Before becoming a full time Internet Marketer, I worked more crappy jobs than anyone I know and I’m only 29. No one could accuse me of letting the grass grow under my feet; If I don’t like how something is going, I make a change. Here’s the list :-
- Envelope Maker
- Chocolate Taster
- Babysitter
- Catering Assistant
- Chef in a Chinese Takeaway
- McDonalds Team Member
- Kleeneze Catalogue Distributor
- Factory Operative
- Door to Door Gas Salesman
- Office Junior
- Pizza Delivery Driver
- Receptionist
- Security Guard
- Jobcentre Worker
- Jobcentre Supervisor
- Admin Assistant
- Nationality Caseworker
- Call Centre Worker
- Call Centre Trainer/Knowledge Coach
- IT Service Desk Analyst
Hopefully, that’s it forever. I don’t want to work for someone else ever again!
9. I am a perfectionist. I have probably wasted a lot of time getting my online business off the ground, because I’ve spent too much time getting things perfect, rather than just getting them going. Alex’s advice is just starting to sink in, but I’m still not as productive as I could be.
10. Ever since I was forced to do a talk in front of the school class at aged 6, I’ve been terrified of public speaking. In recent years as a Call Centre Trainer, I’ve had to try to get that fear in check, but I’m still working on it!
11. I support Everton Football Club and live about a 5 minute walk from their stadium.
12. As a teenager, I once played naked basketball at 2am in my local park after 1 too many cans of cheap cider.
13. I’m a great cook with my favourite food being anything spicy, especially Mexican food.
14. My favourite place in the whole world is Formby beach at sunrise.
15. I’ve recently become single after a ten year relationship and I’m terrified of dating because I’ve been out of the game for so long!
16. My tipple of choice is Red Wine, but I’m also partial to Real Ale and my favourite pub to partake, is the Ship and Mitre in Liverpool (Fosters, Carling, Stella? – BAH!)
18. I once knocked myself out cold in a club called the Krazy House in Liverpool, by bashing my head on an iron gurder while dancing round like a loon to Baggy Trousers.
19. My porno name is Sandy Rutter. To find out yours, simply take the name of your first pet (Sandy the hamster in my case) and add to that your Mother’s Maiden name. (My mum was a Rutter before she was a Wakefield) – Mine’s good, but my friends are better…Butch McClean and wait for it… Oscar Valentine!
20. I used to have a 9 inch long (not that, you dirty minded buggers!) braided BEARD back in my Uba Metal Days – That bassist from System of A Down (Shavo Odadjian) nicked my look!
21. I used to have a little dog called Scamp who was a cross between a Chihuhua and a Chinese Crested Powder Puff. With that kind of pedigree, you might expect he’d be as cute as a button and as daft as a brush, but although cute and loveable, he was also a mean fighting machine. When attacked by a Great Dane, he fought back and won the battle by gnashing on the beasts balls! Legend… RIP Scampie x
22. I have the left ankle of a 90 year old lady after spraining it about once a year for the last 8 years.
23. I once completely cleared out Ned Kelly’s karaoke bar in Liverpool, with a shocking rendition of Chaz and Dave’s, Snooker Loopy.
24. I once saw a Terrepin, kill and eat a duck in the Leeds Liverpool canal.
25. I once spent 3 hours thinking of 25 vaguely interesting things I could say about myself and my life!
Thanks to Sean Beardmore for tagging me – and Gary Simpson (GazzMan) for getting the ball rolling! – you can check out the original post and rules at Gazz’s blog :-
P.S. My tags are as follows… get involved people! :-
(Apologies if you’ve already been tagged or have already posted your 25!)
Take Care,
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Hi Steve,
Well done for getting these done, it isn’t too bad once you get going and it’s fun!
OK, got to ask you Stevo (thought I would refrain from using some of the others)
No 3 eeewwww, nasty
No 8 Really that many jobs? How many stars did you get at McDonalds?
No 22 Yep, I too have dodgy ankles, always slipping off of pavments!
Good list, and I should say YOU ROCK
Talk soon.
Sean
LOL, cheers Sean
In answer to your question, I never got any stars… I only lasted 5 shifts at Maccy D’s before walking out – anyone who can work there longer than that is a hero in my eyes!
Hey Steve,
Thanks for tagging me, I had already been tagged by 2 others, but I hadn’t posted my 25 until tonight. So I’ve given you all a mention on my blog.
You had me pi55ing myself laughing at some of your 25 Steve, I hope that was the intention?
The ones that tickled me the most were:

3. Snot incident on trian.
12. Namked basketball
18. Knocked yourself out dancing around in a club called The Krazy House.
And in response to:
13. I like spicy food too, I’m not sure if Chilli Con Carne is mexican, but I love that.
24. WTF!
Great post, feel free to check mine out!
Paul.
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LOL, yeah… glad it gave you a giggle mate!
re: 24. I used to do a lot of fishing and that was one of the strangest things I’ve ever seen. There are quite a few terrapins in the canal apparently. When the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were big in the 80′s and 90′s, lot’s of baby ones where kept as pets, but when they got too big for their tanks, people chucked them in there. Very irresponsible cos they eat anything and everything and grow huge!
I’ve heard rumours there are also alligators in there, but have yet to see one thankfully… hoping that’s an urban legend!
Just heading over to your blog now to check out your 25!
Take it easy dude,
Steve
lol…good stuff, Steve.
The Gazzman may be having a chat with you about your lack of dedication shown in number five.
Cheers,
Rod
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Steve,
Some of those were VERY bloody funny man!
#3 was hilarious but also shows great compassion and I think that what you did was exemplary. Sometimes we can take a hit like that so that another person isn’t traumatised by what they have done. Well done. A big TICK in my book.
#5 – I can IDENTIFY with that!
#9 – Er… I can identify with that too! LOL!
#20 & something in #1 will have the Purple Minxy Witch in raptures. better make sure she doesn’t see this blogpost.
#21 – I am seriously PMSL at that too. I have two yappers and they THINK they are heavyweights.
Nice list Steve.
Gary Simpson
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Cheers Rod
You’ve got me worried Sensei Gazzman might want to kick me into shape now?!
Haha, cheers Gary… some very kind words there, thanks – and I’m glad I gave you a giggle! Your hounds look very sweet and innocent, but I bet they’d rip my hand off given half the chance wouldn’t they?!
Hey Steve
Great job on your 25. Humerous, yet compassionate. Turtles do have a tendantacy to grow large and will eat anything that they can catch. Regarding the alligators, they love to eat turtles, so if you have a lot of turtles you don’t have much in the way of alligators. Also it may be a little cold for alligators where you live.
Keep on having a wonderful time with the music
Glenn
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Hey Glenn… With all our nature knowledge, maybe our next venture should be a nature blog?! LOL… let’s bring the outdoors in to the people!
Thanks for your comments
Steve
Hi again Steve,
I’m doing one of my late night stints, so thought I’d check your replies to this post out!
Yes I’ve heard about people setting their terrapins loose in UK canals, surely they could just sell them, they must be worth a few bob?
Also I forgot to say last time, oh no not the dreaded Kleeneze catalogue..lol
They do irritate me those things, especially when they come to collect it and I can’t find the damn thing!
I’ll be back again soon mate, see ya later.
Paul.
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Yeah, Kleeneze certainly wasn’t a high point in my working life, but hey, neither were any of my other jobs! Thank goodness for IM!
wow. what a lovely clean blog you have here.you certainly have held some different jobs.you have a lot to sahre from your experience. ill be back for more great info.
Thanks so much
Steve Reh
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Thanks for your kind words Steve,
I’ve been fortunate enough to work a lot of jobs I absolutely hated…
That might sound like a strange statement, but to quote Kanye West… (Yeah, I’m down with the kids!)
“Everything I’m not, made me everything I am”
Steve
PS Your blog’s looking pretty sweet too!
Ha steve how are ya?
I am loving your work my friend bloody well funny now what was my favourite mmmmmm……
Maybe the porno name thats funny..mine would be bud forward LOL.
Good stuff mate
Marcus
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Cheers Marcus, I’m good thanks,
Loving yours too mate…
Gazzman has me worried that me and thee may have been a bit too honest?! Oh well, in for a penny, in for a pound hey mate!
Take it easy,
Steve
P.S. Hope your bush has grown back by now?!
Hehe, I love it. I reckon i should have a post like this that condenses my About Me page a bit. hmmm, being snotted on can’t be nice. I’ve been spat on a few times. But used to that as i work in a Hospital for people with learning disabilities and challenging behaviour, so being spat on, kicked, punched, swore at and just general abuse. Luckily changing my post on monday and will only occasionally work on the wards.
Keep blogging
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